y u'd remove that smiley?

cuz its time to get serious
at least til thursday
okok get serious guys


seems like a joke?
dint say it wasn't
but neither said it was
but maybe it is

don't count your chickens before they hatch

pity him
we dun take our chances cuz we have none to worry about
bring 'em on!
(and the forces seductively seem to be towards the negative side)



y we'd study though we'd fail?
but u call that studying?

a trip to the barber reaps no returns

today i paid the barber a visit
a visit that left me with 6 bux less and a bad haircut
and i decided that i cannot let that get away
so for the first time in my life i tried to correct the barber's wrong
not the finiest bit brilliant but at least i dun hav a wierd haircut now
as in its still wierd but lol heck
at least i tried
dun have the mushroom head he gave me
fx i got umbrella dunnd another one
now its like quite untidy cuz cant reach properly
and i only used a scissors
and dunnoe how use comb or wtf so i juz freestyle no comb no fingers juz scissors
fx
more pro than the faggot cut hair how many damn years alr
i cut my hair first time only
but anw now its unslighly here n there with holes n stuff but not too obvious
screw the hairdresser for closing down
btw isnt grundge all the craze now? argh even if its not i dun have a choice
damn uneven all over
and the back of my head where i cant see and reach i cant do anyth with it
but if u'd see it from the grunge point of view
u'd see the the perfection in imperfections
untidy and screwed up hair
mayb was my fault cuz when i sat down the guy ask whether i secondary i lz say jc so i say ya
then 'sec3 or 4'
then i say 4
then he decided what was best for a secondary sch boy
c its either the bowl on head or mushrooom head
and so he decided on the latter
and gave me a head
ache
left me spending coup of hrs screwing it up even more
but gotta abit was much neater than my hair is now
anw gotta cut properly when u cut once in 3 mths rite
cant decide whether its more screwed but i guess it was much better than b4
i need to get a shaver to save myself frm this type of situations next time
and so i can even out the uneveness
like what i have now
and to make the whole cutting hair myself thing much easier than using juz a pair of scissors n nth else
n a shaver would be able to shave everything else too
how exciting

nth dirty u perverts
what were u thinking?

silence is golden but what if its broken?

lol lang dun believe i dint wrote tt
was some crap from flea
some vid of rhcp asking ppl to make a vid for charlie as a contest of sorts
5000 bux and tix to their concert n meet them n stuff
yeap basically stuff like that
bt the contest's over
basically it seems to make sense but in some sense it doesnt
cuz when u're in the 'highest point of your most raised elevated consiousness'
isnt tt thought?
then how can there be no thought in truth if truth in itself is achieved through thought
bt anw i think i roughly got it
as in
wif chord progressions
u'd try all these shit and try to find sth good
and when u get sth u though was really good
and with further, deeper thought
like kinda realised u ripped it off some song that u heard b4
and get kinda discouraged in the quest to find a really original yet great chord progression
tts y there shouldnt b too much thought put into stuff like tt or u'll nv get anything done
..hmm or mayb tt juz happens to me
nvm
lack of creativity killed the wussy puss
but the part abt no action...
no action as good as nth rite
whats good of the truth without action?
remaining forever as juz a fragment of a selfish mind refusing to share it with the world
even if the truth gets distorted at least u'd know u've tried
and wouldn't die in the guilt of keeping what might have benefitted all to yourself
of courz if all u can think of is crap then keep it to yourself
the world's got enuf of it here
having said that i think i shldnt hav said anyth since it was all crap

(ok me shuts ups now)

cheesy stuff (not mine!) (guess whose)

your finest creative juices from the depths of your souls
from the truth of your being
if you can tap into the highest point of your most raised elevated consiousness
you can find that thing inside of you that is the truth
it is the truth
where there is no thought
where there is no action
where there is just the truth
and then you will make something beautiful
something beautiful that will resonate
with the cosmos
with the universe
with the ants
with the dirt
with the shit
with the vomit
with the puke
with the love
with the heartfelt genius
with the talent
with the intellect
and the love that makes the universe go round and round

destined for another wasted holidays and failed cts

to put it simply
math rev ques i took half a week and stil had a coup of ques i had to ask don
while others took a day and said proclaimed tt piece of crap being not worthy of their time
physics spent a week and am still nowhere
read chem notes but dno wat the hell i read
seriously dun understand a shit
shitz damn dumbs
my only hope of passing is only if there are enuf ppl dumber than me which i dun think there is a single one
econs study/dun study no diff dun fail then sth wrong
econs extra class the class dunnoe where
and mum asking me y i still slacking when im still not done mugging with the cts less than a week away
then again i tot quite hardcore alr nv b4 have i studied like this b4
still
feels like wun b any btr than the prev tests i nv studied for i.e. all of sec1-4
almost all
argh fx dun wanna think abt it now and if possible never
ok quite distracted but now the gipsy kings are on live frm abbey road
looks good
hav nv heard them b4 today
anw abbey road las eps

awws fks wanna spend tis hols btr bt looks like no chance alr
bored bored booored
phux.

aren't dumplings for dumping

effectively wasted another weekend
stoning at the com
for 2 days
mum and dad are sleeping so had to microwave some dumplings i found in the fridge
dint taste too bad but left some sick oily sticky down my throat
its suffocating
and as if im not oily enuf
wun mind flushing down some soap
screw glutinous rice
only for gluttons

not for ppl like me who are juz erm
food spammers?
but juz cant get the bulk on
sin to be thin
can't be helped, though

its like the last week of the holidays alr and im still not done wif a single subject
n like everyone else is hardcoring away
but basically if u were meant to pass u wld pass and if u were meant to fail u wld
no point resisting it
resistance is futile
if u end up wif a pass it was cuz u were meant to pass all the while and not cuz of ur mugging
n if u end up wif a fail it was nt cuz u nv touch ur books but bcuz u were juz meant to fail
yea so basically mugging is a waste of time
considering this concept
is not a con
but its useful isnt it
ppl who believe it wun waste time on their books and would use their holidays to the fulest potential
at least fuller than the ppl who dun believe that

another possible belief to stop u frm mugging is tt
mugging will mug u of ur mug(ark)s
cuz basically the notes and tuts and tys and wats nots are so confusing tt aft mugging like shit u found out tt u are worse off than b4 and dno what u know and think u know what u don't know
and juz simply more screwed up
so the best way is to take cts without prep and in theory u shld do better

but still, in conclusion
the best way to spend this holidays is still to reach for ur books cuz even if u wanna use this hols to the fullest of its potential u wun b able to simply bcuz everyone else is mugging his or her head off and there would be no1 to spend the holidays properly with
so even if ure nt studying to pass or studying to fail or studying to study juz study cuz tts the only thing u can do wif frens now
unless u prefer to engage in individual activities
like stoning
and stoning
and stoning

having said tt
getting quite bored btwn stoning at home and studying wif frens so if any1 wants to do anyth else tt wld allow me to spend my holidays btr plz tell me abt it

sry for the rambling and the bullshit










apology retrated
no apolgies for bullshit on this blog

courage

do you have the courage to do something cowardly courageously?

or rather
lacking of courage to be a coward?

bu i find myself lacking the courage to do what i really want to
then again i know not what i really want
to do?
to say?
to ask?

'wuss'/'coward' dun seem too far off
n mayb tts y i stuck with another
juz jk dun get mad
dam.

useful ct tips: desperate measures (that don't work)

since there is hardly any time left for studying...

here r some tried and tested methods

that are guaranteed to get u a cross and no marks
u might have seen some or all of them b4
but for the sake of others...

obviously not mine

im damn considerate and prefer to save the teacher the trouble of having to look through or marking anything at all on my paper
u rite crap the teacher still need to cross

u write nothing the teacher juz needs a strike across

ok aft tis post at least u know what u cant rite for ans

and now for stuff u can rite...

go look at ur notes

lah

if i know i still need to do tis meh?

how 'bout that, for you?

juz caught john mayer on live at abbey road
though hav seen the same stuff on youtube alr
but i guess watching sth on tv is diff frm watching sth on youtube
juz like watching sth in the cinemas is diff frm watching sth on dvd
or sth on tv diff frm sth tts live

today was another bad day and ive not touched my books which is very bad
with time running out and still loads to be done

tis morn some screw up at the national skin centre or sth like tt caused me to waste a moring
went there cuz of the large scar on my knee left aft being pinned under my bike and dragged by jev's bike last yr at east coast
supposed to hav some injection stuff
the doc made the nxt appt in one mth aft the first which is today
then he realised tt the centre ordered the stuff in 2 mths time
but he madein in 1 mth cuz he assumed they put it at 1 mth which was the norm
so basically i went there but they no med and he apologise but still he cost me a day of mugging and possibly my cts
hmmm but i guess they were gone anyway

and now i can get back my place at the last of the class

gimme back my holidays

haha i somehow found a way to 'off' pickup noise frm my tex-mexes
but i dun think any1 is interested in this so shant talk abt it

anw still have been wasting time
flipped open physics tys
but couldnt get past measurements
yea so i guess physics ct gg
as with the other subjects i have yet to touch

there goes the cts
and the hols

_l_

contrary to what lang said
he passed me his notes and not as he said
in the first place i asked ken for the notes and he voluntarily volunteered his notes out of his own goodwill
now im wondering whether it was all goodwill at all
cuz now hes using it as an excuse to come up with excuses
anw the reason y he dint get it back was cuz he backed out of the aft dinner muggin during which i was supposed to return him his notes
saying it was too late to mug
fair enuf but first and foremost i dint steal it and lastly, i dint steal it either
_l_

still spicy

hmm i guess the cabron vid was kinda spur of the moment
wasnt the best song or best performance frm the chili peppers
but stil was kinda sth diff frm the usual
n for sth else diff n even more out of the usual
having flea for the show, or rather, song
all of it
well...almost
isnt the best of rhcp or flea but still its amazing and amusing, ignoring the vulgraties and obsenities



as said, got abita vulgar

the guys in rhcp being the best in whatever they do is a non-argument. its a fact. haha
but together they're even better, though their music doesnt much focus on individual skill
but tts wat music is abt, is'nt it?
making songs sound the best and not making yourself seem the best

alright
kinda tired
hope i dream up sth btr to blog abt tmr
byez

yes. no?

ewww...
internet got screwy juz now i think its ok now



how can anyone hate them?

'why you should pay attention to lectures'

circular motion has put my head in a circular motion
not a pleasant headache
then again when are headaches pleasant?

-

dun feel like studying
dun feel like playing guit

dun feel like going out
dun feel like staying at home

dun feel like going to sleep
dun feel like i'd wan to say awake

dun wan the holidays
neither do i wan sch

yea. wat to do?
blame the emo songs for this cold hard night
but u can never put all the blame on one single thing

i feel no rose

lost the bait, went to bed

cunning fishes stole the bait while not hooking on time over time
mayb under the sea they're starting some campaign against getting hooked like the ones they have on smoking where they show gory images of non-exsistent smokers
and for the under the sea campaign against getting hooked they showed images of fishes getting smashed up tt would happen as often as the sea would run dry
tt would explain fishes:
1. koping the bait n running (or rather swimming)away
2. fishes not even koping the bait and running (or swimming, whatever)away

lang couldnt catch more than the prawn that got hooked
or rather he couldnt even catch tt cuz he insisted on not hooking up the prawn cuz its too porn
jia caught a squid tt he later disowned simply for being a squid
and later a small catfish
not tt small also lah but compared to what the others got...
n i got a tiny fish too
so ya dint catch alot
we all too noob haha or like i said earlier its the fishes fault
but either way lang's uncle's fam n the boat ppl caught like 2 big catfishes n some wierd ugly fish
as lang would call it
but to him all the fishes are ugly
lang would like to catch a dogfish which jia pointed out was a shark
had nice lunch frm lang's mum
on the way back kena screwed by a container ship labelled msc
was telling jia abt the incomming social costs n asked him to move to somwhere less vulnerable when he stoned n the wave came n we got screwed
or rather me
much to lang's delight

along the way saw some dark cloud over some island and was raining and lightning and thundering but over us was sunny n spicy n so was kinda scary dno y too

got a litle sunburnt in spite of the cover
not much of wat ken would call a led robster

came home stone at com slp today continue stone n slp watching time go by
wish any1 wld come talk to me on msn cuz everyday come online either talk to the same few ppl or juz stone n go offline
as in its nice talking to the same few ppl otherwise i wont b able to talk to them over and over again but i wish i wld b able to talk to more ppl
juz tt i lz start convo lol

edited my links
or rather juz removed
blogs tt r nt used alr i think
if i removed wrongly plz tell me lol
or if u wan ur blog link up cuz aft deleting mine kinda empty n i lz go look for other ppl's blogs so if can plz tell me thx
n also removed asknlearn dun think we'd ever need to go there again do we?
the other non-blog links r juz there for the sake of being cuz i nv clicked them frm there myself b4 too

anw i'd better start work soon or i'd never even get past what i should have done in class

can u spot the spotted bumblebee?

today went kim san leng in the rain
aft lang made me wait n wait in dr for him while dno wths he doing
anw for some reason ken wan go kim san so we go leng
then the ciken lice queue so long
made duck lice so tempting
the man outside the stall added 'come the the duck side, my young padawan'
or sth like tt
but alas i was to prevail and i ducked the duck side and the ciken was to be the one to fill my stomach
talk about great willpower.yea
but lang and elt fell for the duck side and had happy duck lice
i dno how the duck happy when it went into the lice
mayb tts y its more ex
make the duck happy b4 it died
'die happy little feathered jedi for u were always on the duck side'
and the duck died with a smile, giving to the invention of the happy duck rice

and that is why duck sauce is always black
or very dark brown
whatever
showing the duck's dark essense
speaking of which chicken's essense is also black
were chickens once ducks?
but did the chicken or the egg come first?
will egg essense also be black?
why doess't anyone make egg essense?
and essesntially duck sauce is not duck essense
so why doesn't any make duck essense too?
why chicken only?
hmm universal mysteries waiting to be solved
but some questions in the universe will forever remain unsolved
are these some of those?
hmm tts another question...
shit y do i always get myself into confusing circular arguments
forget it
unless someone wants to solve them
all of the questions
would thank you very much
but i doubt anyone will be able to solve questions that are supposed to forever remain unsolved
unless they are not

anw on a seperate note suddenly rmb how long ive not been to zijian's blog so went there today to catch up on what ive been missing
and found out how much ive missed
u'd nv know how much uve missed till u visited it
cuz if u nv go u'll nv know
only when i went was then that i know
anw any sane person should visit his blog to go insane
seriously
not juz the recent posts but if possible date it back all the way
ok mayb not everything is funny cuz not everything is meant to be funny
or mayb its not ur kind of humor
but hell it is funny
although sometimes quite bad
but i like...
it'd nv get any better than that
with something always new n refreshing and of courz funny
aww those who read not know not what they've missed
but if u don't like it dun blame me
blame urself for not being me
bye!