can u spot the spotted bumblebee?

today went kim san leng in the rain
aft lang made me wait n wait in dr for him while dno wths he doing
anw for some reason ken wan go kim san so we go leng
then the ciken lice queue so long
made duck lice so tempting
the man outside the stall added 'come the the duck side, my young padawan'
or sth like tt
but alas i was to prevail and i ducked the duck side and the ciken was to be the one to fill my stomach
talk about great willpower.yea
but lang and elt fell for the duck side and had happy duck lice
i dno how the duck happy when it went into the lice
mayb tts y its more ex
make the duck happy b4 it died
'die happy little feathered jedi for u were always on the duck side'
and the duck died with a smile, giving to the invention of the happy duck rice

and that is why duck sauce is always black
or very dark brown
whatever
showing the duck's dark essense
speaking of which chicken's essense is also black
were chickens once ducks?
but did the chicken or the egg come first?
will egg essense also be black?
why doess't anyone make egg essense?
and essesntially duck sauce is not duck essense
so why doesn't any make duck essense too?
why chicken only?
hmm universal mysteries waiting to be solved
but some questions in the universe will forever remain unsolved
are these some of those?
hmm tts another question...
shit y do i always get myself into confusing circular arguments
forget it
unless someone wants to solve them
all of the questions
would thank you very much
but i doubt anyone will be able to solve questions that are supposed to forever remain unsolved
unless they are not

anw on a seperate note suddenly rmb how long ive not been to zijian's blog so went there today to catch up on what ive been missing
and found out how much ive missed
u'd nv know how much uve missed till u visited it
cuz if u nv go u'll nv know
only when i went was then that i know
anw any sane person should visit his blog to go insane
seriously
not juz the recent posts but if possible date it back all the way
ok mayb not everything is funny cuz not everything is meant to be funny
or mayb its not ur kind of humor
but hell it is funny
although sometimes quite bad
but i like...
it'd nv get any better than that
with something always new n refreshing and of courz funny
aww those who read not know not what they've missed
but if u don't like it dun blame me
blame urself for not being me
bye!